LAUNCHING: $DICKBUTT ON ROBINHOOD CHAINUNOFFICIAL TOKEN TRANSMISSION
In 2006, before Bitcoin, Dickbutt escaped from a webcomic and became property of the internet.
In 2013, Robinhood began dismantling the barriers that kept ordinary people outside the financial markets. First came commission-free trades. Then crypto. Then markets that could live entirely onchain.
Robinhood Chain was built to bring ownership onto open financial rails. $DICKBUTT brings internet culture onto those same rails. No corporate mascot. No fake utility. No promise of returns. Just an original internet artifact, carried forward by the people who kept it alive.
The oldest joke. The newest chain.
DICKBUTT.IMG — ACTUAL SPECIMEN
JUL 2006: PAPER WASTED · JUN 2008: SPECIES MADE IN SPORE · JAN 2014: WOOD SHAVING COMPROMISED · APR 2015: FERRARI CARRIED PASSENGER · JUL 2015: ROUNDABOUT ACQUIRED WIZARD · NOV 2021: ISLAND SEARCH OPEN · JUL 2006: PAPER WASTED · JUN 2008: SPECIES MADE IN SPORE · JAN 2014: WOOD SHAVING COMPROMISED · APR 2015: FERRARI CARRIED PASSENGER ·
SECTION 0 — WHAT IS DICKBUTT?
A joke with no lesson.
Dick Butt is K.C. Green’s drawing of an anthropomorphic phallus with testicles and another phallic form extending from the rear. Online, it is commonly hidden in an image or animation and revealed at the end.
CREATOR
K.C. GREEN
FIRST POSTED
JULY 2006
COMMON FORM
FINAL-FRAME REVEAL
SECTION 1 — COMPLETE DICKBUTT TRANSMISSION
Scroll the mutation.
Select a year, scroll the archive or press PLAY.
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2006 — THE ORIGINAL COMIC
Comic 33 introduces Dick Butt.
K.C. Green posted Horribleville comic 33, “Tree, You’ve Been So Good to Us.” It recalls being taught not to waste paper, then uses a sheet of paper to introduce a drawing named Dick Butt.
Archive timestamp: July 1, 2006
Early reader comments: July 2, 2006
Later histories commonly use July 2
DICKBUTT.TXT
POSTED: JULY 1, 2006
SECTION 2 — ABSURD LORE CABINET
Nine files that should not exist.
Choose a filename. The evidence opens in the utility window.
9 OBJECTS · 0 PRACTICAL USES
DICKBUTT_ODDITIES.EXERECORD 01 / 09
2006 / ORIGIN
One sheet, thoroughly wasted.
The original Horribleville strip recalls a warning about wasting paper. Green then uses the page to introduce the deliberately pointless drawing he named Dick Butt.
PAPER SHEETS: 1 · PRACTICAL RESULTS: 0VIEW RECEIPT
PAPER INVENTORYSHEETS USED: 1PRACTICAL RESULTS: 0DICKBUTT
TREE.LOGREADY
SECTION 3 — DICKBUTT SUBCULTURE FILES
Open a habitat.
Every community made the same creature behave differently.
SECTION 4 — MONOCHROME DICKBUTT IMAGE INDEX
30 black-and-white Dickbutts.
Selected from Meme Depot. Displayed in forced monochrome.
SHOWING 30 OF 30
01Dickbutt Does Math02Dickbutt Plays Guitar03Dickbutt at the Desk04Dickbutt Takes a Shower05The Equation Lecture06Dickbutt Aura07Dickbutt in the Spotlight08Pool-Float Dickbutt09Super Dickbutt10Uno Reverse Dickbutt11Just Dickbutt It12Iron Dickbutt13Be the Problem14Elon Suit Dickbutt15Dickbutt Atom16Double Dickbutt17Dickbutt Force Field18As Above, So Below19Dickbutt Lecture20Tesla Meets Dickbutt21Steve Jobs and Dickbutt22Dickbutt Sink23Dickbutt Versus Brett24Big Dick Is Back in Town25Dickbutt Gift Box26Accelerate27Dickbutt Currency Check28One Dick Equals One Butt29Dickbutt Space Skating30Dickbutt Analysis
SECTION 5 — WHY THE FORM TRAVELS · CURATORIAL NOTES
Four visual properties.
1
LOW-RESOLUTION DNA
It can be redrawn badly and remain itself.
2
NO FIXED CAPTION
Known examples use it as a reply, reveal, remix or object.
3
MUTATION-FRIENDLY
Spore, GIF, fan-art and physical versions preserve the outline.
4
ABSURD BY DESIGN
The original joke spends paper on a deliberately pointless drawing.
SECTION 6 — LINKS AND RECEIPTS
Sources.
Timeline facts are paraphrased from the receipts below. The original archive is dated July 1, while later histories commonly cite July 2. CryptoDickbutts sources also place the Series 3 launch in either July or August 2021.